Twilight Hate/ La epidemia de los vampiros brillantes

[simple_gnommish]

I don't understand... When a book is one of the things most popular right now, it gets to be a stupid, love story plain book. And guess what's the name of it? Yeah, Twilight. You may be asking, why do you don't like that book? I'll tell you why. First of all, look at the characters. They're too plain. Way too plain. I think, what makes a good book, aren't perfect characters, but characters that have as many flaws as virtues. Look at Artemis Fowl. He IS a charismatic character. Or Harry Potter, he also acts like what he is, a human. And you may say that Edward Cullen isn't human, but still, he has to have flaws, right?
Second... I know it's a love story, but... almost all the book is 'Oh, I love you so much, Edward', and 'I love you more, Bella'... Yuck! And you know what? Normally, when two teenagers are in love with each other, they tend to act shy and awkward! Where was all that awkwardness? Oh my god...
Third: Bella doesn't have a personality. She may be perfect (except for her clumsiness... but that's a bit... eh...), but... She was made like a damsel in distress! Really, this book gives boys the idea that we are weak beings. Zettai Arienai!
Fourth, I don't know if I will get published, but I'm sure I write better than Stephenie Meyer. She writes like a teenager! (And I'm a teenager). Her book could only be liked by plastic girls like my classmates, who haven't read anything better. I need a treatment full of Poe, Doyle, Alcott, Dahl... Nyaaaaaaaa! But, ya know something? I wrote a lot... *feels satisfied* See you in a few minutes if you are lucky XP

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agreed

[(Anonymous)]

Dumbest novel ever. Unless you are a 13 yo or younger or do not have respect for literature i don’t know how you can like this. It’s predictable and cliched, repetitive and boring. The first 150 pages are about a girl that is troubled and thinks she’s deep then the guy that she stares at constantly saves her, just like prince charming and she falls in love. That’s a matter of 15 pages really. Then the first 350 pages are about why he is so perfect then she shoves a plot in there out of no where. How can this have a legion of hopeless followers?